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ursius:

We made some new friends at the park. Although it involved me falling into the creek.

Real men still catch crawdads.

ursius:

We made some new friends at the park. Although it involved me falling into the creek.

Real men still catch crawdads.

Me, coming to steal your man.

Me, coming to steal your man.

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

Anonymous
asks:
Are you gay? :P

satyrbuddy:

I SHALL CONSULT THE SPIRITS THROUGH TAROT FOR AN ANSWER

The Tower
Two of Spades
The Community Chest
Green Mana
1st Edition Holo Charlizard

THE CARDS HAVE SPOKEN

myidealhome:

This one is just about perfect. Minimal but warm. Open spaces. That one bed under the beams looks wicked cozy.

honkzilla:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 buttholes"

OMG

Never O’Clock

mackbrawn:

jjsmithmg:

 Igor Jaćimović

Check out my full archive at:  http://mackbrawn.tumblr.com/

Another in my series of non-standard masculine beauty.
#2 The Angry Refrigerator.

victoriousvocabulary:

CHIROPTERAN
[adjective]
of, relating to, or belonging to the Chiroptera, an order of placental mammals comprising the bats.
Etymology: from Ancient Greek χειρ (kheir, “hand”) + πτερόν (pterón, “wing”).
[Audrey Benjaminsen - The Bat Rider]

victoriousvocabulary:

CHIROPTERAN

[adjective]

of, relating to, or belonging to the Chiroptera, an order of placental mammals comprising the bats.

Etymology: from Ancient Greek χειρ (kheir, “hand”) + πτερόν (pterón, “wing”).

[Audrey Benjaminsen - The Bat Rider]

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously